"If, as Archbishop Rowan Williams claimed late last year, Jesus 'would have been an Occupier,' he would undoubtedly have disapproved of his disciples. To the sound of the rooster, some of Occupy Wall Street’s members repaid the kindness shown to them by the West Park Presbyterian Church — which had housed them since they were removed from Zuccotti Park — by stealing parts of the bronze baptismal font from the altar and pouring out holy water sourced from the River Jordan. Meanwhile, over the East River in Brooklyn, more occupiers — also sheltered by a church, in Park Slope — peed on a cross. Rumors that thirty pieces of silver were also missing have not been confirmed."

Read more: Charles W. C. Cooke, The Corner, National Review Online