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The End is Near! (Maybe)

I’ve got an admission to make. Sometimes in the evening, when I’m making the long drive home from work, I find myself scanning the outer reaches of the FM dial on my car radio, hoping to find the nightly Bible study broadcast of one Mr. Harold Camping, founder of the Family Radio Network, and spokesperson for the coming Apocalypse.

A little background for the uninitiated: Harold Camping is an 89-year-old former civil engineer in the San Francisco Bay area. Although he has received no formal theological training, Mr. Camping believes he has been given special insight into the last days, and claims that the Rapture for God’s chosen will take place on May 21, 2011. This will ultimately be followed by the total destruction of the universe on October 21. The May 21 date, according to Camping, is 7,000 years from the day the Great Flood took place. He has devoted the over 150-station-strong Family Radio Network he founded to spread the message before it is too late.

The theological issues with Mr. Camping’s teachings, as one might suspect, are legion. Indeed, I’m not aware of anyone or any church apart from Camping who has come up with such a timeline. Perhaps this is why Camping has declared that the “Church Age” has been concluded (sometime around 1988, apparently), and that all that remain within the institutional church are under God’s wrath and doomed to destruction. Salvation is reserved to those who accept God’s truth as presented by Camping.

I suppose in Camping’s mind, as someone who doesn’t exactly buy into his specific eschatology or timetable, I am among those who will not live to see 2012. (Among other things, Camping is an annihilationist, and believes those failing to be saved will simply cease to exist—no eternal torment, so I guess I can be thankful for that.) Still, I find myself strangely drawn to the man. His slow, measured, and deliberate speaking style is the very antithesis of the stereotypical “fire and brimstone” preacher. The simple cadence is almost hypnotic—he sounds like a slightly older version of the old Saturday Night Live character Stuart Smalley. And he seems to sincerely lament the fate of those not in his little fold of believers. (He talks about immediate family members who remain in their church bodies, and are thus subject to God’s judgment.) He seems absolutely and completely convinced that the events he predicts will occur just as he envisions them—and this despite the fact that he had previously made the same prediction for October of 1994.

Truth be told, I feel more than a little sympathy for Camping and his followers. Who knows how many of these have chosen to rid themselves of all earthly duties or possessions as the final day approaches? What are they likely to feel should they awake on May 22? Fear? Disillusionment? Uncertainty? Anger? One would have to imagine, all this and more.

And what of Camping himself? If his message fails to be fulfilled on May 21, will he dismiss it as a miscalculation, or will he see it as a refutation of all that he has proclaimed? Should God in His mercy grant us days beyond those seen by Mr. Camping, one would hope His Church would extend that grace to Camping and his supporters.


Comments:

"(and here finds)"...here-here! Or from a quick Google search...
"hear, hear!" It is an abbreviation for "hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!"
A toast to Rolley the wordsmith, no sarcasm, not much anyway.
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On a more serious note, I'm somewhat reluctant to reveal it; Harold Camping played a role in my conversion. First I found a creation vs evolution tract, then I heard "Unshackled" from Pacific Garden Mission (radio drama), then I heard Mr. Camping talking about hell and judgment. I pretty much memorized his position on topics, but started to have doubts when I kept meeting really nice people that claimed to have the gifts of tongues, and other gifts. He claim(s?..almost 20 years since I listened to him) that those gifts aren't valid today, in fact they are a sign of someone going to hell. So either these people were all wrong, and he alone was right, or vice versa.
By the time he was talking about 1994, I was thinking more independently. It seems ODD that someone would do the same prediction thing twice, but not so much when you realize how very extensive his Bible numerology system is. Must have read something new in the numbers.
“If I Believed the World Would End Tomorrow…
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…I would still plant a tree today” –Attributed to Martin Luther

(Reader alert: Other spurious attributions will follow).
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I’m sorry for ALL my puns, LeeQuod. If you must know, there is a certain amount of equivocation that I experience, perhaps not so much in the penning of them (although there is that) as in my clicking the mouse once I’ve entered them into the Point’s (I mean Breakpoint’s) captcha box.

As you might guess, I am not entirely without sensibilities. I too, have been victim to that lingering, bumped-elbow-like pain that expresses itself in “groans that cannot be uttered” (though not of the same sort, I’m sure, described by the apostle) which puns, particularly one’s own, are notoriously capable of generating.

Fortunately though, as pun-induced misery loves (and here finds) company, my apologies, carrying within them their own atonement as it were, net out as perfunctory; and life, as some might charitably define it, goes on (let the reader understand).

All of which is to say, apologies notwithstanding, “Hier stehe ich; ich kann nicht anders.” Which, as Gina can vouch, is Italian for “well, at least for once Rolley stayed on topic.”
Lee, my dear old friend, according to legend Rome was founded by refugees from Troy and according to archeologists, if I recall correctly Troy was in Anatolia. Gina can take comfort in the fact that Hector had a good appreciation of family values as befits an adopted Italian. Even though his brother Paris, conspicuously did not have good family values. Aeneas was
in fact also well known for his good family values. However the present Italians are in large part descended from Goths rather then Romans because of a certain series of unfortunate events in the early middle ages.

In any case during the Middle Ages it was Italians who ruled the waves and not Englishmen, it was an Italian who named Marco who got all the way to China from Venice, and it was an Italian named Christopher who sailed across the Atlantic Ocean. So godfather jokes and jokes about fascist military incompetence aside, Italians have more then enough glory in the past to brag about, even ignoring the Romans.

As for Greenwich Mean, well I am not sure that causing the Apocalypse to begin based on Greenwich Mean Time is that complimentary to Englishmen.
(with tongue ***very*** firmly in cheek, so he has no doubt I'm just joking) "Greenwich Mean", Jason??!?!? Does that mean that *you're* a Eurocentric Anglophilic racist, or that you think *God* is?

Without joking, I note that London wasn't even settled until after Jesus was crucified and resurrected. What I *don't* know, and perhaps you could tell me, is whether or not the Roman conquerors of Britain in 43 A.D. would have been Italians, or citizens from other countries. I.e., from where would the ruling settlers have originated? (And yes, one of my motives is to get you to apologize to Gina for all your past jibes. Hmmm - but maybe this would simply give you a new grievance... drat.)

Back on topic, I wonder when Jesus tells us "But about that day or hour no one knows" it's because we humans think in terms of days, and hours. God the Father is apparently not quite so constrained. ;-)

(Aside to Rolley: You, sorry for a pun? Thufferin' thuccotash!! And I'd add a YouTube link to a Daffy Duck cartoon from WWII, but it's a bit over-the-top.)
Or Perhaps, Jason, Parsleysagerosemaryand
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Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

But think about it: if Hal Lindsey’s “world-will-end-in-1986” prediction had come true, I’d now B-25 years a Raptured Duck. And my left-behind friends here in Columbia would be able to Doolittle about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ruptured_Duck_(B-25)

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Ah, Friday, blessed Friday. What a week it’s been. What a joy to have Mr. Rempe remind me in the midst of it that “the end is near”!
Greenwich Mean, Lee.
Pacific Time, Jason, or Eastern Time, Central, Mountain, or...?

And don't forget about places like Adelaide and New Delhi, where the clocks are offset by 30 minutes from everyone else. Would they go earlier, or later?

Sheesh - you'd think when God reveals this kind of thing to someone, He'd take timezones into account; when it's May 21 in some places, it's either May 20 or May 22 in others. :-)

(Oh, and to answer my own question, Jason, it'd definitely be Eastern Time. In spite of hubs for airlines in other cities, Southern Baptists know for certain that when the Rapture happens, everyone will have to go to Heaven by first going through Atlanta... ;-) )
What if it comes at 12:01 AM, May 22 2011 as a sort of a practical joke?
Deja view
We've been here before: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_C._Whisenant

I love the Gina-worthy subtle sarcasm and the you-figure-it-out brevity of this sentence near the end of that article: "These books did not sell in quantity."
I agree with KIm
It amazes me that those who see Christ's return date in scripture don't see Matt 24:36 or Acts 1:7.
Camping's History
It should be noted that this is not the first time Mr. Camping has pronounced an end date. "On Sept. 6, 1994, dozens of Camping's believers gathered inside Alameda's Veterans Memorial Building to await the return of Christ, an event Camping had promised for two years."
Some elements of eschatology are better classed as folklore then as theology.
Steve,

As always, you've identified a problem with some "Christians." I know a few of these types myself.

However, Camping, and those of his ilk, shake off failed prophesies and wait a few days before making another prediction.

In the meantime, Camp's followers will probably keep all their earthly possession because if the rapture comes, heck, they won't need it anyway.

I guess the Scripture doesn't count...Matthew 24:36 is for dunderheads.