If the crackdown continues, what will happen next? Rogue stands appear with a lemon sign on the front lawn, which means you have to go to the front door and do the secret knock. A little window opens up, a password is given, and if everything is right, then you gain entrance for your lemonade.
I can see the Feds forming a group called “the unsqueezables,” made up of agents that hate lemonade and can’t be bribed, conducting raids and smashing the lemonade equipment, taking the six-year-old criminals in custody and having them do the “perp walk.”
Okay, maybe I’ve gone too far. But this August 20, I think it’s a good idea to support kids’ lemonade stands. If you see one, buy a lemonade before it is shut down.