James Naughtie, the presenter of BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, said: “Nobody has suggested this to me, and if they do, they will get a pithy answer, which may be too pithy to share with readers of the Telegraph.”
James NAUGHTIE? Perfect.
(And don't miss that great last line: "Christians in Australia have expressed dismay at plans for schools to use BCE, CE and BP -- 'before present' -- in preference to the traditional language." Before present? Talk about your chronological snobbery!)