Ever wondered what happened to that dastardly tomato, Bob, and his incorrigible sidekick, Larry the cucumber? Here’s the true scoop from Lark News. And in case your IQ is lower than a cucumber's (but higher than a French pea's), this is a spoof. Repeat, this is a spoof. Baby carrots are not facing incarceration—at least not yet.

(Image courtesy of Lark News)