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Heliocentrism

(A poem in honor of Galileo's birthday.)

Is that when you breathe out of a balloon and start to say things that sound funny
Like maybe man’s not really the center of the universe after all?
And that we’re wrong when we say the sun rises and sets on us?
Or to say it anyway and then blame it on Pythagoras?
And what would Copernicus say to Galileo, the Father of Modern Science
Who, when the Pope told him he mustn’t talk about the position of the sun to the earth—
or is it the earth to the sun—
Said, that’s OK, Simplicio, I was just leaving anyway.
Would he say, Hey, that was my idea
Or maybe, Thanks for taking the heat.


Comments:

What a Delight to read these rhymed tales I'd write my lines too.. except that... GADZOOKS! my CAPTCHA went STALE!
Yeah, but Rolley, ya gotta remember: like most of us trying to keep up with you, Kathryn's composing her poetry with only one arm. // While auditioning (early!) for "Nova", / He discovered astronomy's trove-a. / And he wasn't just right, / but gave us this sound bite: / "Il sole non si muove".
Not bad, Kathryn not bad. But kinda low on the goofy gauge. You need to hang around Dave the Swede (or some of his fans) a little more. This would have been better: // There once was a scholar from Florence // Who published his theses in torrents. // When he wrote of the Sun // The Pope was the one // Who bestowed a Degree of Abhorrence. // P.S. It also helps to wander off-topic every so often. Trust me.
Welllll, I'll give it the old college try: I have a weakness of memory/This poem screams to be free of me/The name wouldn't scan/I altered my plan/Sorry, Pythagoras/Please do not blame this lass/She named you instead of Ptolemy
Yeah, it’s frankly awesome. But the real test is, can she do goofy limericks? That’s the REAL test.
Kathryn, you've been holding out on us! :-) I love your poem!