1. There is a surprising number of people who can do excellent imitations of Chuck Colson on the telephone.
2. It was not wise, if you valued your dignity, to mention paper toilet-seat covers in Chuck's presence.
3. Or colonoscopies.
4. Nor was it advisable to let Chuck prepare your oatmeal. Not unless you were really, REALLY into cinnamon.
5. Chuck was deeply, dearly loved by a great many people.

(Well, that one I already knew.)

FYI, for those who haven't heard, a public memorial service is to be held at Washington's National Cathedral. The date has not yet been announced.