“If more men were homosexual,” says former Smith frontman Morrissey, “there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men. . . " Hmm -- except maybe the likes of Jeffery Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Wayne Williams, Nathan Leopold, and Richard Loeb, just to name a few that come immediately to mind.

Then again, perhaps the outspoken singer is on to something: If more men were homosexual, it would result in fewer people, and therefore less of everything else, including war.